lookingfor-thefaultinour-towns:

pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

"Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE

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ofsherlock:

ofsherlock:

tumblr spelt backward is rlbmut and if you put it in google translate it would change it to rummut which in finnish means drums and if you translate drums into chinese it says 鼓 which also means kettle and a kettle is hot and what else is also hot? yes that’s right HELL coincidence? i think noT

guys come on i researched things on google translate for this

  • child I am babysitting:

    How do you get grownup teeth?

  • me:

    You lose your baby teeth

  • child I am babysitting:

    they fall out!?

  • me:

    they fall out

  • child I am babysitting:

    do you still have your baby eyes?

  • me:

  • child I am babysitting:

    or did they fall out

  • me:

  • me:

  • me:

    you keep the same eyes all your life

  • child I am babysitting:

    *touches eyes* whoa