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  • Europeans:

    I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.

  • Americans:

    I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

  • #australians:

    i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

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delphinated:

I HAD TO STEP OUT INTO THE HALLWAY TO SCREAM FOR A MINUTE

AND THEN I HEARD THE DISTANT ANGUISH OF SOME GIRL SCREAMING “COSIMA” 

AND I YELLED ORPHAN BLACK??? 

*MUFFLED SCREAMING* *DOOR FLINGS OPEN* “WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ORPHAN BLACK”

THIS IS HOW FRIENDSHIPS ARE MADE I KID YOU NOT

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mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok